One time in gym class, we were playing soccer. Mr. Womble had this great idea to join the game. I like soccer, so i decided to try to go after the ball. he mad e the same decision. we ended up coliding and it was really funny, although he practically knocked my out. There was another time i was at cheerleading, and a girl tried a full. she slipped but still went for the full. she landed on her face adn had really bad rug burn. it was prett funny. i say these events are funny because you are watching someone mess up... but i laugh at everything!
last year i played soccer. I have two funny expierences . The first one was before the choir concert, I had planned to leave after the first half of the game to get ready. One of my freinds on the other team had the ball. I ran up to get it and when I got within about a foot of him he kicked the ball. hard. It hit me in the face and my glasses flew off. I couldnt see. The coaches and my freind came onto the field to help me look, meanwhile the referee didn`t stop the game. We found my glasses a few minutes later lying on the field broken. THe second thing that happened was during practice. We were practicing our shooting. My ball got caught in the back of the net. I went to go get it. One of my feet got tangled up in the net and i unknowingly lifted the other one to reteive the ball. I fell on my tailbone and could barley walk the rest of practice.
One time my friend and I were at Big Bear Lake and we were riding bikes around the camp grounds. We then came across a gravel road that led to a cliff. I told him to go down but he still did for no reason. Then he went full speed down the hill and went flying off the bike with no helmet. the front tire flew off the bike and went down the cliff and so did the bike, then i went to go see if he was still alive because he was laying face first into the rocks for fifteen minutes then when he got up he just started laughing and was ok with no bruises or cuts and just said wheres the bike.
I was in Wal-Mart and I knew my crush was in there but I didn't know where. So u decide to go to the good section with my friend and I had the cart. I see him and his mom and I try to back up when I crash into a display of dresses and knock then down. My friend as nowhere to be found and my crush and his mom pointed me out and are smiling. And then I accidentally run into him again. I thought it was funny because he then texts me and was like way to knock everything over.
One time my sister and I was playing the Wii. She was getting mad because she kept loosing. Finally she said she was done and she swung her arms in the air. She had the wrist band on so when she swung her arms the remote slapped her in the face. We both laughed really hard. I think it was funny because it caught her by surprise.
I have a lot of fails and bloopers from people trying to do something hard but falling. The latest was in gym class about a week ago Nate went to kick it and he missed and landed really hard on his butt. Which I'm pretty sure he bruised his tailbone and he has to carry a pillow around to sit on. When I was snowboarding once my friend thought he could do a rail and he went off the jump and went to get on the rail and he slipped of the rail and his his back off the rail. Another thing from snowboarding is that same kid thought he could do a backflip and he went to do it and he landed on his knee and his bindings on his snowboard broke and it was really funny.
I have one very funny fail in 6th grade basketball. We were playing a terrible team and my friend matt wanted to do jumpball. At the time he wasn't very big. So before the game we were all laughing about it. Funny thing was he ended up winning the jumpball. So i get the ball and see him open. So i pass him the ball and he hits a three. Right, then the ref blows the whistle and said the clock never started. Meaning we have to start over. So nothing counted and he had to do jumpball again. He won but we were all laughing. That he won the tip and hit the shot but it did not count. -Brandon Nichols
One time at one of my swim meets we were swimming against a really good team and my cousin happened to be on it. I was really nervous to begin with because i was only like 6 years old and it was one of my first swim meets. As i step up onto the block my hands started to shack and before the buzzer went off i fell into the pool. They had to start the race over and the second time i went to dive in, i landed straight onto my stomach and stopped in the water for a minute or 2. then i started to swim, but when i got out of the water i was sad because i didn't win.
In 6th grade I played volley ball I was the smallest kid on the team. I could barely reach halfway up the net. One day my coach decided to see how I did in the front. I had to try and block our best hitter who was in 8th grade and was a lot taller than me. I saw her jumping so I went up to block. Boom the ball is in my face I had never felt so stupid in my life. Let's just say that in my 6th grade year I played the front 1 time Maggie Myers 6/7
I had a lot of times where I have failed at something and it was funny. Most of them are in sports, but this is a time when I was with my friends this summer.Frank asked me to come to the river with him and go boating and stuff and we went to this place where there is a rope swing and we could fish. Well when I first saw the rope swing I was like man this we be cool, but once you get on the tree and have the rope in your hand it is scary. So I had a bunch of boys calling me a chicken when they were scared too but anyway I went and it wasn't bad at all, it was fun. Then I kept going and kept telling them I am going to try a backflip, cause I am pretty good at them. So about the 7th time I tried 1 and it's kind of different trying to do a backflip on a swinging rope. I told all of them to watch and I landed straight on my back. At the time I didn't think it was funny but they all did but after the pain and sting went away I was cracking up.
The other day at lunch my friends and I were sitting at a table across from my crush. My friends all kept messing with me and saying there's bae, and embarrassing things like that. Everytime they would talk to him and say something about him i would smile and i wouldn't smiling. They would call his name and i would push them and yell at them and tell them to stop ,so I was just embarrassing myself really. I tried to help myself, but I was just hurting myself!
When I was in second grade, I played soccer. One day while we were at one of my games, I scored my first goal. It just happened that I had kicked it into the wrong net. Now that I think about it, it's very funny. When I first did it, nobody was happy. I think that it is funny that I kicked it into the wrong goal. I was trying to turn the ball around, but it went the wrong way and I scored a point for the other team.
One day at lunch me and my friends were sktting down and my friends crush was sitting next to us so me and a couple of other friends were messing with her and calling his name, and kept talking to him. She was really embarrassed her face kept turning really red but it was really funny because sje was blushing and turning really red
I have a little three pound Yorkie that tries to jump on to my loveseat that is a little to tall for her to jump up on, but sometimes she makes it. When she tries to jump up on it when she is a little tired she almost makes it, but then fall right back down on to the floor. Also, one of my brothers has two ferrets and one is crazy, but the other one not so much. When you playfully scare the crazy one she flips out and for some reason playfully attacks the calm one and makes her fight with her. It is funny because they never get hurt no matter how hard they play.
My friends and I have many funny fails around our neighborhood doing goofy stuff. One time my friend and I were playing football and my friend went to catch the football and he stripped in the mud and the ball hit him in the stomach. We were worried about him at first but then we learned he was okay. When he got up he was covered head to toe in mud. We all laughed about it after it was over. Also we all got I trouble for destroying the yard because it was extremely muddy.
So this year for the football team on our last practice we all were tackling a dummy. Then it comes to be Payton Gilles turn. He took a running start at it. Right before he tuck off someone pushed him. So he was stumbling and tripped before he got to the dummy. So he had a do over. Then before he tuck off again someone asked like they were going to push him. He got so mad, the hole team was laughing ever the coaches. that is my funny sport fail.
Now that I think about it, there was this one time when I was eating with my sister in the morning. I was getting cereal out of the cabinet, but couldn’t reach it fully at the time. If my memory serves me right, I’m pretty sure my hand slipped, and the box just landed on the floor with pieces of cereal everywhere. After I clean up the mess, I went to grab myself some milk out of the fridge. After pouring it into a bowl and heading towards the table, I accidently tripped and the milk spilled all over my sister. She was freaking out so badly while I was still clueless at the time. It was one of those moments that I don’t feel like it’s real. I did apologize to my sister afterwards, but I could tell that she was still mad. It was one of the longest mornings ever. Nothing was going my way.
When I played flag football I was the quarterback. One game, a kid on the other team tried to grab my flag and missed, but he did pull my belt down. As it slid down my legs while I was running, I ended up having to waddle run to keep my belt from coming completely off. I could hear the parents and coaches laughing as I waddled into the endzone.
I can remember my flag football years. It was not a real fail, but it was a funny. I got the ball and was running. One of the Bridgeport players grabbed my belt instead of my flag and I drug him all the way down the field. I guess I was pretty fast, because he bounced all over the place. He kept yelling stop! He hit the ground back and forth. I can remember everyone laughing, because he was screaming for me to stop. I thought he wanted me to stop running so I didn’t get the touchdown. He was really yelling because he was scared to let go of my belt. Franklin Bush Period 4/5
Last year I remember me and my friends were playing a football game at the carter. And the game was tied up and it was about to end when I though the ball to my friend Trayvon and Jason ran into each other and Jason hurt his back and it was so funny I still laugh about today because how funny it was. The video of the the football fails wasn't really fun it didn't make me laugh, but the second to last one was the funniest because it was funny when the coaches was spinning on there head and tried to kick the football.
I actually have a lot of funny memories but one of them is when me and my friend was trying to act very serious and make like a little Dance video and we tried so hard to be serious but we couldn't. We have so many bloopers because of our silliness. But we eventually got the little video done.
Last winter me and my friends were playing football in the snow. We played in my yard and part of the road. It was very cold and icy that day. We made a rule to only tackle in the grass so nobody would get hurt. So one of my friends tried to break one of my friends ankle and fell on the road. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
In gym this year I did something very embarrassing. We were doing toe-touches to warmup, and I told my friends, "Lets see how high we can touch our toes." I swung my leg up, and my other foot slipped. I fell back, and landed on my butt. It was really funny, and we couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, barely anyone saw it. Another time I was in the grocery store, and I was pushing the cart. I went down a isle and stopped the cart to get something on the list. The cart literally tapped the display of "Pam" bottles so gently, and "BOOM", a hundred plus cans of it come falling, the display breaks, and everything is a mess. It was bad, so I grabbed the cart, and ran for my life, since no one was in the isle to witness it. I came around and there's my dad laughing so hard. He was like, "Come on......(interrupted by his laughter).. we need to go clean that up. I started laughing, and we got it all cleaned up. This happened only a few months ago. Fails are funny, because it shows people messing up in the best way. I laugh at anything though.
My biggest fail was a couple years ago while i was playing soccer. It was in the middle of a game and i had just got put in. I was playing defense and someone shot so i tried to block it but it hit my face. IT hurt for the next hour and about 30 seconds after it happened i had a bloody nose, i had to leave practice early. It was pretty funny and it didnt cause any real damage.
I was in gym class in 5th grade. Our lesson was soccer and Im not very good at soccer. So I decide to stop the ball with my foot. Then I put my foot on the top of the balland I slip. When I slipped my feet went above my head. Then I landed on my head and it hurt alot. It was hurting for like 2 hours. I was so dizzy and my head was spinning. I bet it was funny to watch but it wasn't to feel.
Once in gym class, we were playing a riveting game of volleyball. Being the master of athleticism I was, I had managed to not hit the ball over the net once; I was an easy target. If the other team wanted to score they simply need serve the ball in my direction. Miguel Astavado sensed this. The ball was coming my way, and so was he. Despite my making the mall go over the net for the first time that match, I was brutally tackled in my attempt to do so. Needless to say, that was the end of the game for me.
I have witnessed a very funny blooper in gym class. Don't get me wrong I have been in fails and bloopers but I want to tell you this particular story. It was almost the end of last year and we were playing soccer in gym class. Mr. Womble decided to play also. Brailey went after the ball at the exact same time as Mr. Womble and they collided. That crash did not end up good for Brailey. She went flying and it was so funny! I was dieing laughing. I have never seen anything funnier!
During the summer my travel basketball team played in Bekely. We got the rebound and past the ball to Trey. He takes a few dribbles and throws it out of bound where nobody was at. After he got yelled at he said that he thought the ref was player so he launched the ball at him. I think the funniest part about is when he gets yelled at because our coach is his dad.
I have a couple of funny fails and bloopers but i love this one. so one time i was pitching for my summer softball team. i was really in the zone, you know how that goes. well the other team pitcher had dug a whole in front of the rubber. when i went to pitch my first pitch of the 3rd inning i fell. i laughed i think everyone laughed.
One time in durning one of our softball games all if our pitchers were out of town. My friend Bree had hit 5 people so she couldn't pitch anymore. Mikayla Moore had never pitched before but she knew how to just not as well and she had hit people and she didn't wanna pitch anymore. So I was the only picture left that wanted to do it and kinda knew how to. When the first batter came up I hit them in the butt. After a couple of times the ball just rolling in and I used all I could my last time. I let go to early and the ball went over the back of the fence behind the batter. I was really embarrassed but it was pretty funny.
One time in gym class we were playing a soccer game we had to play against one other person and I was playing against someone and I fell while we were playing, and I fell one time and I was fine but I fell again and I got hurt but I was still laughing. One time when we were in a game I stepped on someones foot and I said sorry and then after o said sorry I was like why am I saying sorry to her shes not even on my team that was the first year I played and my very first game, and I felt so bad for stepping on her foot and I told my mom and dad about it because they saw me step on it and then I told them what o was and they started laughing at me and I was laughing to.
One time in gym class we were playing a soccer game we had to play against one other person and I was playing against someone and I fell while we were playing, and I fell one time and I was fine but I fell again and I got hurt but I was still laughing. One time when we were in a game I stepped on someones foot and I said sorry and then after o said sorry I was like why am I saying sorry to her shes not even on my team that was the first year I played and my very first game, and I felt so bad for stepping on her foot and I told my mom and dad about it because they saw me step on it and then I told them what o was and they started laughing at me and I was laughing to.
Once in a volleyball game against the Preston County Knights, I went up to hit a ball. It was relatively early in the season, and one of the first balls I ever hit in a game, so I was very nervous. I jumped up and hit the ball, like normally, except instead of going across the net, it spun backwards off my hand, and hit me square in the face. It hurt a little bit, but I laughed, even though I was embarrassed. I had actually bit my lip when it hit me, and that hurt more than anything. When the coach asked if I was okay, I just said "yeah!" and the played the rest of the front row. I'll admit, whenever something like that happens in a game, I'll laugh. The reason is I'm glad that that's not me!
During my baseball season, there was an incident that was bad, yet funny. It was in the middle of the game and my friend Mason was playing third. The ball was hit as a grounder straight to him. Once he had control of the ball, he went to throw it, and it hit te side of the dugout. Everyone stared laughing and Mason was embarrassed.
One of the most recent fails I had was at the short course swim meet last year. I got really nervous right before I got up to swim , so I was getting ready to go on the block and we all took our positions , and I dove right before the coach hit the buzzer. And I have never been so disappointed in my life. But when I got out and got back up, and we started to swim again I won the race so even though I failed I got bac up and I pushed myself to finish the race. Court Ciemania 1/2 period
I know this is a bad thing to say, but one time in gym a few friends and I were sitting in the bleachers because everyone knows we don't participate, anyway we were sitting there and a soccor ball came out of nowhere. It's not really something to laugh about but I did anyway. The girl I was sitting with got smacked in the face so hard!! Totally not funny but I laughed anyway
Once in gym, this year, we were playing kick ball. This isn't so much of a fail, but more something amazing. Mr. Womble dismissed us to dress, and the game was over. We were waiting for the bell, and Zach Frazier kicked the ball. Out of pure luck, the ball flew up to the ceiling, in the suspended basketball hoop. It was crazy.
One day at my soccer practice last season we were all trying to stand in the ball. Everyone did it good but as soon as I tried to do it I slipped and fell on my butt. It was kind of embarrassing but they are my team so it didn't really bother me that I fell infront of them. It wasn't funny,to me at the time but not that I look back on it it was really funny!
One time I was playing man hunt in the dark and I hid in these bushes above the hill and the hill was super muddy. My friend was walking up the hill and he walked past me not knowing I was in a bush so I threw a rock at some other bushes. As soon as he turned around to start running to were the sound came from he slipped an rolled down the hill. When I was going after him there was mud smeared down the hill. It was the funniest thing ever.
I have a lot of fails and bloopers from people trying to do something hard but falling. The latest was in gym class about a week ago Nate went to kick it and he missed and landed really hard on his butt. Which I'm pretty sure he bruised his tailbone and he has to carry a donut around with him. Another one is me and Broderick use trash cans and were the backboards. So we were playing and I just started to hit Broderick in the stomach three times in a row it was hilarious!
One time at football practice we were getting a speech. Our coach was giving a speech. This kid nick just showed up 15 mins late for practice. He said " sorry coach I was just eating a snack ". It was the most funniest thing ever .
So once at a Fairmont State Basketball Game we were playing Charelston and we were beating them by like 30 and it was close to half time and Charelston called a time out, during the time out Charelston subbed in a new player that hasn't been in the entire game. Once the game started back the passed the new kid the ball and he shot a three, he made it after the shot he started celebrating by jumping up and down and yelling, but the bad thing was it was the wrong basket.
In wrestling, I was losing 4-2 and I just won a match that went to over time. I went to hit a single leg, and I picked the kid up real high and tried to slam him off the mat. The bad part; my head hit the mat first and I had to miss about a week or two of wrestling.
I used to always ride my bike and I dint crash all the time. I always was told not to suddenly push the front brake or I would flip over. I understood how it worked and why it would cause my to flip. I wanted to know how bad it would actually be. So I went down the hill moderately fast and squezzed the front brake and put a little pressure on the back. My bike stopped but I didnt. I got thrown over the front and layed in the middle of the street. My neighbor asked if I was okay but I couldnt talk because i was in pain.
I can only think of one time I fell when I was about four years old. I was backwards with my knees on the chair and my hands on the backrest. I guess I leaned forward too much and the chair fell. I still have the scars on my fingers from falling.
Zach Frazier In summer I was working at my grandpas chopping wood and busting concrete. I was finished busting concrete and almost done chopping wood. I was finishing the last stump. I swung the axe into the middle of the stump. Then I got the sledge hammer and started to pound the axe into the stump. On my third swing a piece of wood flew up and hit me in the arm. The blood was gushing out of my arm like a water fountain. My grandpa helped me to stop bleeding. Now I just have a scar.
One time my brother and I decided to ride down our hill on our bike, together. I sat in the front and he stood on the pegs in the back. As we started our decline, I could feel how unbalanced the bike was. We started wobblling half way down the hill. We took a sharp turn and the handlebars locked in place as we flipped forward. I hit my head off the handlebars and then faceplanted into the dirt. My brother landed on top of me. That was an epic fail in my book.
One time my brother and I decided to ride down our hill on our bike, together. I sat in the front and he stood on the pegs in the back. As we started our decline, I could feel how unbalanced the bike was. We started wobblling half way down the hill. We took a sharp turn and the handlebars locked in place as we flipped forward. I hit my head off the handlebars and then faceplanted into the dirt. My brother landed on top of me. That was an epic fail in my book.
So i was at walmart with my family and we stumble upon this tiny tiny tricycle. It was even in the right aisle, so I told my mom i was gonna ride it back to where it belongs. She told me not to bit we all know how that goes. So i get on and begin to pedal and when i do i fall backwards. When I fell the tricycle landed on top of me. We all died laughing.
When I first started playing basketball, I never scored. My dad always told me as soon as I get the ball shoot it. Well one day I got the rebound and I shot it up... And it was for the other team. And I made it for the first time. And a kid from my team told me it was the wrong way. And the whole crowd laughed. When I got to the bench my coach told me "atleast we know you can score now"
Last year in MMA, we had to do cart wheels and back flips. My friend Lydia thought it was a good idea to try to do both at the same time. which makes no sense at all. She face planted and to was so funny. She was even laughing.
When I was about 6 I played soccer and nates dad was my coach and on the same practice Nate and his dad both kicked me in the face with the ball. Also about 2 years ago I was at tumbling and I was doing front walk over round off series tuck and I went for the tuck and I thought I was gonna go off the floor so I got scared and I freaked out and landed right on my neck.
I dont exactly do anything in gym, lol but i mean one time i was paying attention for once i guess and they were playing kick ball and like one of the other people playing got kicked in the face and it was one of the funniest things ive seen sense before. I mean it probably wasnt funny for them but like i cracked up
One day in gym class me and Derek were passing the football and all of a sudden Derek got hit in the face but then again I laughed at him all the time.
56 comments:
One time in gym class, we were playing soccer. Mr. Womble had this great idea to join the game. I like soccer, so i decided to try to go after the ball. he mad e the same decision. we ended up coliding and it was really funny, although he practically knocked my out. There was another time i was at cheerleading, and a girl tried a full. she slipped but still went for the full. she landed on her face adn had really bad rug burn. it was prett funny. i say these events are funny because you are watching someone mess up... but i laugh at everything!
Brailey Gouzd
4/5
last year i played soccer. I have two funny expierences . The first one was before the choir concert, I had planned to leave after the first half of the game to get ready. One of my freinds on the other team had the ball. I ran up to get it and when I got within about a foot of him he kicked the ball. hard. It hit me in the face and my glasses flew off. I couldnt see. The coaches and my freind came onto the field to help me look, meanwhile the referee didn`t stop the game. We found my glasses a few minutes later lying on the field broken.
THe second thing that happened was during practice. We were practicing our shooting. My ball got caught in the back of the net. I went to go get it. One of my feet got tangled up in the net and i unknowingly lifted the other one to reteive the ball. I fell on my tailbone and could barley walk the rest of practice.
One time my friend and I were at Big Bear Lake and we were riding bikes around the camp grounds. We then came across a gravel road that led to a cliff. I told him to go down but he still did for no reason. Then he went full speed down the hill and went flying off the bike with no helmet. the front tire flew off the bike and went down the cliff and so did the bike, then i went to go see if he was still alive because he was laying face first into the rocks for fifteen minutes then when he got up he just started laughing and was ok with no bruises or cuts and just said wheres the bike.
I was in Wal-Mart and I knew my crush was in there but I didn't know where. So u decide to go to the good section with my friend and I had the cart. I see him and his mom and I try to back up when I crash into a display of dresses and knock then down. My friend as nowhere to be found and my crush and his mom pointed me out and are smiling. And then I accidentally run into him again. I thought it was funny because he then texts me and was like way to knock everything over.
One time my sister and I was playing the Wii. She was getting mad because she kept loosing. Finally she said she was done and she swung her arms in the air. She had the wrist band on so when she swung her arms the remote slapped her in the face. We both laughed really hard. I think it was funny because it caught her by surprise.
Tamara Taylor 1/2period
I have a lot of fails and bloopers from people trying to do something hard but falling. The latest was in gym class about a week ago Nate went to kick it and he missed and landed really hard on his butt. Which I'm pretty sure he bruised his tailbone and he has to carry a pillow around to sit on. When I was snowboarding once my friend thought he could do a rail and he went off the jump and went to get on the rail and he slipped of the rail and his his back off the rail. Another thing from snowboarding is that same kid thought he could do a backflip and he went to do it and he landed on his knee and his bindings on his snowboard broke and it was really funny.
I have one very funny fail in 6th grade basketball. We were playing a terrible team and my friend matt wanted to do jumpball. At the time he wasn't very big. So before the game we were all laughing about it. Funny thing was he ended up winning the jumpball. So i get the ball and see him open. So i pass him the ball and he hits a three. Right, then the ref blows the whistle and said the clock never started. Meaning we have to start over. So nothing counted and he had to do jumpball again. He won but we were all laughing. That he won the tip and hit the shot but it did not count. -Brandon Nichols
One time at one of my swim meets we were swimming against a really good team and my cousin happened to be on it. I was really nervous to begin with because i was only like 6 years old and it was one of my first swim meets. As i step up onto the block my hands started to shack and before the buzzer went off i fell into the pool. They had to start the race over and the second time i went to dive in, i landed straight onto my stomach and stopped in the water for a minute or 2. then i started to swim, but when i got out of the water i was sad because i didn't win.
In 6th grade I played volley ball I was the smallest kid on the team. I could barely reach halfway up the net. One day my coach decided to see how I did in the front. I had to try and block our best hitter who was in 8th grade and was a lot taller than me. I saw her jumping so I went up to block. Boom the ball is in my face I had never felt so stupid in my life. Let's just say that in my 6th grade year I played the front 1 time Maggie Myers 6/7
I had a lot of times where I have failed at something and it was funny. Most of them are in sports, but this is a time when I was with my friends this summer.Frank asked me to come to the river with him and go boating and stuff and we went to this place where there is a rope swing and we could fish. Well when I first saw the rope swing I was like man this we be cool, but once you get on the tree and have the rope in your hand it is scary. So I had a bunch of boys calling me a chicken when they were scared too but anyway I went and it wasn't bad at all, it was fun. Then I kept going and kept telling them I am going to try a backflip, cause I am pretty good at them. So about the 7th time I tried 1 and it's kind of different trying to do a backflip on a swinging rope. I told all of them to watch and I landed straight on my back. At the time I didn't think it was funny but they all did but after the pain and sting went away I was cracking up.
The other day at lunch my friends and I were sitting at a table across from my crush. My friends all kept messing with me and saying there's bae, and embarrassing things like that. Everytime they would talk to him and say something about him i would smile and i wouldn't smiling. They would call his name and i would push them and yell at them and tell them to stop ,so I was just embarrassing myself really. I tried to help myself, but I was just hurting myself!
When I was in second grade, I played soccer. One day while we were at one of my games, I scored my first goal. It just happened that I had kicked it into the wrong net. Now that I think about it, it's very funny. When I first did it, nobody was happy. I think that it is funny that I kicked it into the wrong goal. I was trying to turn the ball around, but it went the wrong way and I scored a point for the other team.
One day at lunch me and my friends were sktting down and my friends crush was sitting next to us so me and a couple of other friends were messing with her and calling his name, and kept talking to him. She was really embarrassed her face kept turning really red but it was really funny because sje was blushing and turning really red
I have a little three pound Yorkie that tries to jump on to my loveseat that is a little to tall for her to jump up on, but sometimes she makes it. When she tries to jump up on it when she is a little tired she almost makes it, but then fall right back down on to the floor. Also, one of my brothers has two ferrets and one is crazy, but the other one not so much. When you playfully scare the crazy one she flips out and for some reason playfully attacks the calm one and makes her fight with her. It is funny because they never get hurt no matter how hard they play.
Kaylee Elsey 6\7 Period
My friends and I have many funny fails around our neighborhood doing goofy stuff. One time my friend and I were playing football and my friend went to catch the football and he stripped in the mud and the ball hit him in the stomach. We were worried about him at first but then we learned he was okay. When he got up he was covered head to toe in mud. We all laughed about it after it was over. Also we all got I trouble for destroying the yard because it was extremely muddy.
So this year for the football team on our last practice we all were tackling a dummy. Then it comes to be Payton Gilles turn. He took a running start at it. Right before he tuck off someone pushed him. So he was stumbling and tripped before he got to the dummy. So he had a do over. Then before he tuck off again someone asked like they were going to push him. He got so mad, the hole team was laughing ever the coaches. that is my funny sport fail.
Now that I think about it, there was this one time when I was eating with my sister in the morning. I was getting cereal out of the cabinet, but couldn’t reach it fully at the time. If my memory serves me right, I’m pretty sure my hand slipped, and the box just landed on the floor with pieces of cereal everywhere. After I clean up the mess, I went to grab myself some milk out of the fridge. After pouring it into a bowl and heading towards the table, I accidently tripped and the milk spilled all over my sister. She was freaking out so badly while I was still clueless at the time. It was one of those moments that I don’t feel like it’s real. I did apologize to my sister afterwards, but I could tell that she was still mad. It was one of the longest mornings ever. Nothing was going my way.
Lucy Chen Period 6/7
When I played flag football I was the quarterback. One game, a kid on the other team tried to grab my flag and missed, but he did pull my belt down. As it slid down my legs while I was running, I ended up having to waddle run to keep my belt from coming completely off. I could hear the parents and coaches laughing as I waddled into the endzone.
Jared Stern
Period 4/5
I can remember my flag football years. It was not a real fail, but it was a funny. I got the ball and was running. One of the Bridgeport players grabbed my belt instead of my flag and I drug him all the way down the field. I guess I was pretty fast, because he bounced all over the place. He kept yelling stop! He hit the ground back and forth. I can remember everyone laughing, because he was screaming for me to stop. I thought he wanted me to stop running so I didn’t get the touchdown. He was really yelling because he was scared to let go of my belt.
Franklin Bush
Period 4/5
Last year I remember me and my friends were playing a football game at the carter. And the game was tied up and it was about to end when I though the ball to my friend Trayvon and Jason ran into each other and Jason hurt his back and it was so funny I still laugh about today because how funny it was. The video of the the football fails wasn't really fun it didn't make me laugh, but the second to last one was the funniest because it was funny when the coaches was spinning on there head and tried to kick the football.
I actually have a lot of funny memories but one of them is when me and my friend was trying to act very serious and make like a little Dance video and we tried so hard to be serious but we couldn't. We have so many bloopers because of our silliness. But we eventually got the little video done.
Lakisha jones 4/5th period
Last winter me and my friends were playing football in the snow. We played in my yard and part of the road. It was very cold and icy that day. We made a rule to only tackle in the grass so nobody would get hurt. So one of my friends tried to break one of my friends ankle and fell on the road. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
In gym this year I did something very embarrassing. We were doing toe-touches to warmup, and I told my friends, "Lets see how high we can touch our toes." I swung my leg up, and my other foot slipped. I fell back, and landed on my butt. It was really funny, and we couldn't stop laughing. Luckily, barely anyone saw it. Another time I was in the grocery store, and I was pushing the cart. I went down a isle and stopped the cart to get something on the list. The cart literally tapped the display of "Pam" bottles so gently, and "BOOM", a hundred plus cans of it come falling, the display breaks, and everything is a mess. It was bad, so I grabbed the cart, and ran for my life, since no one was in the isle to witness it. I came around and there's my dad laughing so hard. He was like, "Come on......(interrupted by his laughter).. we need to go clean that up. I started laughing, and we got it all cleaned up. This happened only a few months ago. Fails are funny, because it shows people messing up in the best way. I laugh at anything though.
Mackenzie Stanley 1/2 Period
My biggest fail was a couple years ago while i was playing soccer. It was in the middle of a game and i had just got put in. I was playing defense and someone shot so i tried to block it but it hit my face. IT hurt for the next hour and about 30 seconds after it happened i had a bloody nose, i had to leave practice early. It was pretty funny and it didnt cause any real damage.
I was in gym class in 5th grade. Our lesson was soccer and Im not very good at soccer. So I decide to stop the ball with my foot. Then I put my foot on the top of the balland I slip. When I slipped my feet went above my head. Then I landed on my head and it hurt alot. It was hurting for like 2 hours. I was so dizzy and my head was spinning. I bet it was funny to watch but it wasn't to feel.
Broderick Rohrbaugh. 1st/2nd
Conner Linger
Periods 4/5
Once in gym class, we were playing a riveting game of volleyball. Being the master of athleticism I was, I had managed to not hit the ball over the net once; I was an easy target. If the other team wanted to score they simply need serve the ball in my direction. Miguel Astavado sensed this. The ball was coming my way, and so was he. Despite my making the mall go over the net for the first time that match, I was brutally tackled in my attempt to do so. Needless to say, that was the end of the game for me.
I have witnessed a very funny blooper in gym class. Don't get me wrong I have been in fails and bloopers but I want to tell you this particular story. It was almost the end of last year and we were playing soccer in gym class. Mr. Womble decided to play also. Brailey went after the ball at the exact same time as Mr. Womble and they collided. That crash did not end up good for Brailey. She went flying and it was so funny! I was dieing laughing. I have never seen anything funnier!
During the summer my travel basketball team played in Bekely. We got the rebound and past the ball to Trey. He takes a few dribbles and throws it out of bound where nobody was at. After he got yelled at he said that he thought the ref was player so he launched the ball at him. I think the funniest part about is when he gets yelled at because our coach is his dad.
Connor Saunders 1/2
I have a couple of funny fails and bloopers but i love this one. so one time i was pitching for my summer softball team. i was really in the zone, you know how that goes. well the other team pitcher had dug a whole in front of the rubber. when i went to pitch my first pitch of the 3rd inning i fell. i laughed i think everyone laughed.
One time in durning one of our softball games all if our pitchers were out of town. My friend Bree had hit 5 people so she couldn't pitch anymore. Mikayla Moore had never pitched before but she knew how to just not as well and she had hit people and she didn't wanna pitch anymore. So I was the only picture left that wanted to do it and kinda knew how to. When the first batter came up I hit them in the butt. After a couple of times the ball just rolling in and I used all I could my last time. I let go to early and the ball went over the back of the fence behind the batter. I was really embarrassed but it was pretty funny.
One time in gym class we were playing a soccer game we had to play against one other person and I was playing against someone and I fell while we were playing, and I fell one time and I was fine but I fell again and I got hurt but I was still laughing. One time when we were in a game I stepped on someones foot and I said sorry and then after o said sorry I was like why am I saying sorry to her shes not even on my team that was the first year I played and my very first game, and I felt so bad for stepping on her foot and I told my mom and dad about it because they saw me step on it and then I told them what o was and they started laughing at me and I was laughing to.
Destiny Johnon
6th+7th period
One time in gym class we were playing a soccer game we had to play against one other person and I was playing against someone and I fell while we were playing, and I fell one time and I was fine but I fell again and I got hurt but I was still laughing. One time when we were in a game I stepped on someones foot and I said sorry and then after o said sorry I was like why am I saying sorry to her shes not even on my team that was the first year I played and my very first game, and I felt so bad for stepping on her foot and I told my mom and dad about it because they saw me step on it and then I told them what o was and they started laughing at me and I was laughing to.
Destiny Johnon
6th+7th period
Once in a volleyball game against the Preston County Knights, I went up to hit a ball. It was relatively early in the season, and one of the first balls I ever hit in a game, so I was very nervous. I jumped up and hit the ball, like normally, except instead of going across the net, it spun backwards off my hand, and hit me square in the face. It hurt a little bit, but I laughed, even though I was embarrassed. I had actually bit my lip when it hit me, and that hurt more than anything. When the coach asked if I was okay, I just said "yeah!" and the played the rest of the front row. I'll admit, whenever something like that happens in a game, I'll laugh. The reason is I'm glad that that's not me!
Leigha Jordan-Smith, 4th/5th period
During my baseball season, there was an incident that was bad, yet funny. It was in the middle of the game and my friend Mason was playing third. The ball was hit as a grounder straight to him. Once he had control of the ball, he went to throw it, and it hit te side of the dugout. Everyone stared laughing and Mason was embarrassed.
One of the most recent fails I had was at the short course swim meet last year. I got really nervous right before I got up to swim , so I was getting ready to go on the block and we all took our positions , and I dove right before the coach hit the buzzer. And I have never been so disappointed in my life. But when I got out and got back up, and we started to swim again I won the race so even though I failed I got bac up and I pushed myself to finish the race.
Court Ciemania
1/2 period
I know this is a bad thing to say, but one time in gym a few friends and I were sitting in the bleachers because everyone knows we don't participate, anyway we were sitting there and a soccor ball came out of nowhere. It's not really something to laugh about but I did anyway. The girl I was sitting with got smacked in the face so hard!! Totally not funny but I laughed anyway
Once in gym, this year, we were playing kick ball. This isn't so much of a fail, but more something amazing. Mr. Womble dismissed us to dress, and the game was over. We were waiting for the bell, and Zach Frazier kicked the ball. Out of pure luck, the ball flew up to the ceiling, in the suspended basketball hoop. It was crazy.
One day at my soccer practice last season we were all trying to stand in the ball. Everyone did it good but as soon as I tried to do it I slipped and fell on my butt. It was kind of embarrassing but they are my team so it didn't really bother me that I fell infront of them. It wasn't funny,to me at the time but not that I look back on it it was really funny!
One time I was playing man hunt in the dark and I hid in these bushes above the hill and the hill was super muddy. My friend was walking up the hill and he walked past me not knowing I was in a bush so I threw a rock at some other bushes. As soon as he turned around to start running to were the sound came from he slipped an rolled down the hill. When I was going after him there was mud smeared down the hill. It was the funniest thing ever.
Grayson Taylor
I have a lot of fails and bloopers from people trying to do something hard but falling. The latest was in gym class about a week ago Nate went to kick it and he missed and landed really hard on his butt. Which I'm pretty sure he bruised his tailbone and he has to carry a donut around with him. Another one is me and Broderick use trash cans and were the backboards. So we were playing and I just started to hit Broderick in the stomach three times in a row it was hilarious!
One time at football practice we were getting a speech. Our coach was giving a speech. This kid nick just showed up 15 mins late for practice. He said " sorry coach I was just eating a snack ". It was the most funniest thing ever .
So once at a Fairmont State Basketball Game we were playing Charelston and we were beating them by like 30 and it was close to half time and Charelston called a time out, during the time out Charelston subbed in a new player that hasn't been in the entire game. Once the game started back the passed the new kid the ball and he shot a three, he made it after the shot he started celebrating by jumping up and down and yelling, but the bad thing was it was the wrong basket.
In wrestling, I was losing 4-2 and I just won a match that went to over time. I went to hit a single leg, and I picked the kid up real high and tried to slam him off the mat. The bad part; my head hit the mat first and I had to miss about a week or two of wrestling.
I used to always ride my bike and I dint crash all the time. I always was told not to suddenly push the front brake or I would flip over. I understood how it worked and why it would cause my to flip. I wanted to know how bad it would actually be. So I went down the hill moderately fast and squezzed the front brake and put a little pressure on the back. My bike stopped but I didnt. I got thrown over the front and layed in the middle of the street. My neighbor asked if I was okay but I couldnt talk because i was in pain.
I can only think of one time I fell when I was about four years old. I was backwards with my knees on the chair and my hands on the backrest. I guess I leaned forward too much and the chair fell. I still have the scars on my fingers from falling.
Zach Frazier
In summer I was working at my grandpas chopping wood and busting concrete. I was finished busting concrete and almost done chopping wood. I was finishing the last stump. I swung the axe into the middle of the stump. Then I got the sledge hammer and started to pound the axe into the stump. On my third swing a piece of wood flew up and hit me in the arm. The blood was gushing out of my arm like a water fountain. My grandpa helped me to stop bleeding. Now I just have a scar.
One time my brother and I decided to ride down our hill on our bike, together. I sat in the front and he stood on the pegs in the back. As we started our decline, I could feel how unbalanced the bike was. We started wobblling half way down the hill. We took a sharp turn and the handlebars locked in place as we flipped forward. I hit my head off the handlebars and then faceplanted into the dirt. My brother landed on top of me. That was an epic fail in my book.
One time my brother and I decided to ride down our hill on our bike, together. I sat in the front and he stood on the pegs in the back. As we started our decline, I could feel how unbalanced the bike was. We started wobblling half way down the hill. We took a sharp turn and the handlebars locked in place as we flipped forward. I hit my head off the handlebars and then faceplanted into the dirt. My brother landed on top of me. That was an epic fail in my book.
So i was at walmart with my family and we stumble upon this tiny tiny tricycle. It was even in the right aisle, so I told my mom i was gonna ride it back to where it belongs. She told me not to bit we all know how that goes. So i get on and begin to pedal and when i do i fall backwards. When I fell the tricycle landed on top of me. We all died laughing.
When I first started playing basketball, I never scored. My dad always told me as soon as I get the ball shoot it. Well one day I got the rebound and I shot it up... And it was for the other team. And I made it for the first time. And a kid from my team told me it was the wrong way. And the whole crowd laughed. When I got to the bench my coach told me "atleast we know you can score now"
Last year in MMA, we had to do cart wheels and back flips. My friend Lydia thought it was a good idea to try to do both at the same time. which makes no sense at all. She face planted and to was so funny. She was even laughing.
When I was about 6 I played soccer and nates dad was my coach and on the same practice Nate and his dad both kicked me in the face with the ball. Also about 2 years ago I was at tumbling and I was doing front walk over round off series tuck and I went for the tuck and I thought I was gonna go off the floor so I got scared and I freaked out and landed right on my neck.
The other day I was on a trampoline I tried to do a backflip and kneed myself in the face.
I dont exactly do anything in gym, lol but i mean one time i was paying attention for once i guess and they were playing kick ball and like one of the other people playing got kicked in the face and it was one of the funniest things ive seen sense before. I mean it probably wasnt funny for them but like i cracked up
One day in gym class me and Derek were passing the football and all of a sudden Derek got hit in the face but then again I laughed at him all the time.
Post a Comment